sir, i'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut

theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!

Bruce: What is it, Thor?

Thor: (whale)

Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE

Bruce: Thats cute

Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get it

Thor:(whale)

Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur

Thor: (baby whale)

Thor: IT IS AN INFANT

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posted 4 months ago with 40,914 notes. originally theavengersshouldnttext.
#IT IS AN INFANT #I AM PEEING

Brord of the Rings by J. R. R. Brolkien

wincesticles:

  • Dark Lord Broron
  • Brorcs
  • Brollum
  • Bilbro Baggins
  • Brodo Baggins
  • Arabrorn
  • Lebrolas
  • Council of Elbrond
  • Sabroman
  • Broromir
  • Brondor
  • King of Brohan
  • Isenbrord
  • Brordor

i worship at the altar of tali

(Source: notwhelmed)


posted 4 months ago with 35 notes. originally notwhelmed.
#brordor #i am peeing

(via how-ood)



emmyc:

IT’S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM

IT’S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM

(Source: thundalicious, via how-ood)


posted 5 months ago with 57,482 notes. originally thundalicious.
#OH MY GOD #I AM PEEING

thegestianpoet:

acciojensenackles:

thatrulerbythebed:

nerdishh:

thinkingorplotting:

tuxedo-sam:

oh my god… i searched the ‘deanna winchester’ tag and saw this and and… just… wat

Red is not your color, Dean.

dean wat r u doin

u r not a geisha

i am sobbing into my laptop keys

SOBBING.

MY TEARS ARE MADE OF ACID OH GOD

PEEING EVERYWHERE

to me

you are beautiful 

(Source: zemole)